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The Lamp

Rating

4/10

The Lamp

"Through the centuries the evil within the Lamp has always chosen a keeper to let loose its force on the world. When a museum curator's daughter discovers the museum's latest acquisition, a Lamp, a strange force draws her towards it. She has now become the Keeper of the Lamp and a victim of its terrible powers. Under its evil spell she persuades five of her high school friends to spend the night in the museum. There follows a horrific confrontation between good and evil. Mummies rise from the Dead, Bodies are snapped in two. King Cobras inject deadly poison. The final battle is about to begin."

Yeah right. This unremarkable film has all the correct ingredients to be a classic, but doesn't quite hit the spot.

(1986)

Directed by
Tom Daley

Tagline:
Don't say see you later... say goodbye.

Cast overview

Deborah Winters
James Huston
Andra St. Ivanyi
Scott Bankston
Red Mitchell
André Chimène
Damon Merrill
Barry Coffing
Tracye Walker
Raan Lewis
Hank Amico
Brian Floores
Michelle Watkins
Danny D. Daniels
Roy Alan Wilson

Lobster Man from Mars

Rating

9/10

Lobster Man from Mars

"Mars is a great place but it's got no atmosphere! The dreaded Lobster Man has been sent to steal our oxygen. It's time to feel the pinch! Just when you thought it was safe to eat fish, he's landed and we've all had our chips! He's all the way from Mars and dressed for dinner. It's a truly fishy story from out of this world and I don't believe any of it. Can't anybody stop this monster? The lobster's off!"

Starring Patrick MacNee, this film is awesome.Comedy at it's best.

(1989)

Directed by
Stanley Sheff

Tagline:
Finally! The only motion picture that delivers Seafood From Outer Space!

Cast overview

Deborah Foreman
Dean Jacobson
S.D. Nemeth
Anthony Hickox
Tony Curtis
Mindy Kennedy
Philip Proctor
Tim Haldeman
Bobby Pickett
Richard Wright
Ava Fabian
Sage Whitfield
Erica Evans
Robert Breeze
Tommy Sledge
Patrick MacNee

Rating

7/10

Last Stop Station

"Two tabloid Journalists fight for credibility (yeah right!) amidst the weirdest of truths. That being a gas station run by creepy materialistic aliens. Fueled with greed, see who runs out of gas (and luck) in the end!

If you take into account this films budget, apparently $1200 (that's about £12.50 in real money). I really enjoyed this film. We need more Andy Kumpons in this world.

(2003)

Directed by
Andy Kumpon

Cast Overview

Andy Kumpon
Wayne Spitzer
Eric Gollinger